From Emazing.Com's Fun And Games Newsletter
Dining out one night, a man was pleased to find a gorgeous woman at the table next to him. He just couldn't get up the nerve to talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and a glass eye came flying at him. He automatically grabbed it out of the air and handed it back to the woman.
"Oh dear! I'm so sorry!" the woman said after she gracefully popped the eye back into place. "Please let me buy you dinner." He agreed, and they had a wonderful meal together. They followed this with a night at the theater and drinks afterward, and before he knew it, they were back at her place. He was amazed at how wonderful she was.
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman! Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replied. "You just happened to catch my eye."